About a month after we moved into our new house, Haley and my friend Emily P. came over for some drinks and pizza and queso and tortilla chips and rotten champagne on New Year's Eve. I was giving Emily the tour and when we got to my bedroom, bitch started throwing some major side eye at my TV. "Bedrooms are for two things only: sleeping and sex." Let's get real: you will pry my bedroom TV … [Read more...] about Tribal Print Bedroom Armoire
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Metallic Gold Stenciled Tabletop
Is there anything better than gold spray paint? (The answer to that question is hell no.) I have several cans of it left over from my wedding, and it's taking everything I have inside me not to just paint everything gold. Got an old frame that needs some life? Paint it gold. Hate your light fixture? Paint it gold. Need to jazz up your fridge? … [Read more...] about Metallic Gold Stenciled Tabletop
DIY Rustic Planked Coffee Table
My sister has been on the quest for a coffee table to replace her chintzy Walmart special for some time now. I love Walmart as much as the next basic bitch (do basic bitches like Walmart? I can't keep it straight), but the table she has is in its twilight years and needs to be retired. At any rate, her taste does not match her budget, and after … [Read more...] about DIY Rustic Planked Coffee Table